Wheatley: ‘well ‘ello there, Love… I can see why the little skinny guy calls you Sexy… How about you and I go do a little testing and see what buttons we can push?’

TARDIS: …….

Wheatley: ‘We have so much in common! I mean, you’re blue… and well my eye is blue…. You’re a British Police Box… I’m, well, my voice is English…’

TARDIS: ……..

Wheatley: ‘Ah, the strong silent type - oh I like you. Just my kind of pretty lady.’

TARDIS: …… *twitches*

Inwardly TARDIS is screaming for her theif right now to come and make this little thing go away.